Vaginas. Vaginas are nasty. A vagina is far nastier than a penis. Objectively, taking out the bias of being a straight guy, a vagina is nastier. Don't get me wrong, peni are nasty, but not as nasty as vag. A penis at least has some sort of skin covering the entire unit, except for a tiny hole; vaginas have a gapping whole and are all wet 'n nasty inside! Cleary licking an open, smelly, wet, wound-like hole is nastier than licking some hard or soft skin sticking out from a man.
I don't think men are even naturally attracted to vaginas, I know I'm not! What I first found attractive about women were tits, ass, hair, legs, buttox, etc., not disgusting vaginas! Don't get me wrong, now it has come to a point where I desire vagina, I lust for it, if I see a hot girl at wal-mart I can't help but imagine myself diving tongue first and neck deep into that wet little cuch, and no matter how disgusting that vag-juice is, I wanna lick the fuck out of that clit and explore the insides of that dark, desirable pink hole. But this desire didn't come as natural as my desire for the less nasty parts of a hot woman's body. There has been a Pavlovian effect whereby I have slowly associated the vagina with the other parts of the naked female form and with sexual pleasure itself. Over time through porn and my first GFs(prostitutes), my brain has developed a fetish of the vagina because it knows how good that hole can make my penis feel. Every time I saw a vagina, I either felt the warm touch of my hand jacking my small little penis off, or, on the rare occasions where I had enough money to afford a prostitute, I felt the even warmer and much moister pleasure of a lose, slutty pussie gripping my tiny wood, so now I am actually attracted to the disgusting vagina itself. Now that I have developed this fetish for the vagina, the fact that pussies are so fucking nasty, makes them turn me on all the more in some kind of kinky fetish reaction.
But I still don't like hair! Don't get me wrong, my desire for the vagina is great enough that I can overcome the hair in order to lick the vag, buuuut I don't like it. It is just that in my mind the pleasure from satisfying my desire for eating some pun is much greater than the pain from having to eat some pubes. Now, you may protest, "but you said that vaginas are nasty and you only like them from a Pavlovian association, why didn't you associate vagina pubes with sex?". Well see, my first GFs(dirty fucking whores) and the girls in the porn that I watched when I first started masturbating regularly, all were shaven! So I associated pleasure with shaven vag! Not those lazy-ass harry bitches, so pun-hair is nasty to me.
