BILLY JOEL IS NOT GAY!!! SERIOUSLY! Like, I always assumed he was gay because his music is so gay and his singing voice is like no straight man's I've ever heard, but seriously, he is not gay, he has a super hot wife and everything!
I always put Billy Joel in the category of Liberache, but I guess that is wrong, Billy Joel sings like a fag, but is actually straight, he prefers vaginas to cocks, interesting.
I am listening to Billy Joel’s “The Longest Time” right now. Such a super gay love song, but it is all happy and I love it, it truly sets my soul afire. “Uptown Girl” is also another great song. I was introduced by that song by Alvin and the Chipmunks when I was a little kid. GOSH!, his voice is so sweet and pleasant sounding! OMFG! How can he not be gay! I have his song on repeat so I can just listen to it over and over again.
In all truth, I only know of two Billy Joel songs that I like, but if I explored his music I might find more. It is kind of weird that I am so obsessed with him, and then I sit back and realize, oh wait, I’m only really aware of 2 songs in his whole career of music making. But really, one man creating two songs that inspire me to be happy and not kill myself is way more than I can ask for, I love Billy Joel for his fantastic faggety music. If he asked me to, I’d suck him off, he has earned it.
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