Life with a small penis

I have to live life with the curse that is having an incredibly small penis. I was defiantly not blessed with great size. If you look at a picture of me as a new born baby, I have a normal size penis for a new born baby, but the problem is……. My penis is still the same size! It is not easy living this life, but u know, someone has got to do it, and I’m glad I got the job over someone who can’t handle it. A lesser man would have killed himself a long time ago, but I am not mentally weak and bare this scar proudly.
It can be tough at times, once I showed my friend my penis in his driveway and he just broke down to his knees and laughed. And laughed and laughed. He was hysterical for a good minute, that is how pathetically small I am. In high school I had to bare my curse to the world in the athletic showers, and take the humiliation of having the smallest penis on campus. Some people started calling me Teenie Weenie as a nickname, but then later the name changed to Beenie. That name represented the humiliation of being a lesser man than my peers; well, a lesser man when it comes to penis size that is. A few of my friends always made fun of me with opposite of the truth lies that were nothing but a mockery to my smallness. For example, they would tell me how monstrously big I am, even though they knew that the only way my penis was like a monster is if It was like really close to a light and it made it have a really big shadow on a wall even though my penis is really small. These scornful remarks hurt like hell, but I took it like a duck takes on water. Ducks are born with feathers that water flows right off of, just like I was born with mental fortitude that does become hurt or unstable because of a daily barrage of abuse.
It is also embarrassing to see the look of disappointment on girls’ faces when they see the lack of meat they have gotten themselves into. All I can say is, “sorry, I was not blessed in this area”. But it is not the end of the world, life goes on. My penis may be real ridiculously and pathetically ludicrously microscopic that it can only be seen by a very powerful and very expensive electron microscope, but, it is still a fully functional penis. I do not consider it a handicap because it does not stop me from doing anything that a man with a normal sized penis can do, and there are certain advantages to being small in the pants.
One thing, my penis is very efficient. It does not flop all around against my leg and get in the way when I need to move about. I get no penis leg rashes because my penis is too small to touch my leg. I also really enjoy talking about my super small penis because it is funny to me, so in a way, my teenie weenie is my blessing, and my curse, just like Monk.